Jack La Lanne’s Power Juicer
I have little to no interest in working out or eating healthy. Jen on the other hand has adapted a healthy lifestyle by eating right and working out daily. So in an effort to prevent me from dieing, Jen came up with an idea to motivate me. She came up with a contest where the winner gets to spend $1000 on anything they want. That’s right a $1000 of cold hard dirty stinky cash.
The rules are simple:
On March 31st we weigh-in to see who has made their target weight. The winner is the person who reached their target weight. If only one person reaches their weight they win the $1000, if both of us reach our target weights we split the money.
I have a secret strategy, Jack La Lanne’s Power Juicer. Check this quote out:
"Change your life! Save your life! You are the most important person you have. Juicing is the easy way to help save your life!" –Jack La Lanne
These words are so powerful, this coupled with the possible prize of $1000 makes me unstoppable. I'm going to juice my way to a $1000. I know, I’m genius. Please note this strategy was developed while I was drinking.. Most of my best ideas come while I’m consuming alcohol. Now what to buy with my money….. I know!! I'll get the new super duper cool (by cool, I mean totally sweet) Dell 2405FPW. I bet pictures look awesome on this monitor. I hear it’s like you are their inside the picture… Oh!











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